What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 13:30
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
After a few moments he returns.
{RING} {RING}
Why is every human messed up in some way?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
What firsthand information do you have on prisoner-on-prisoner sexual abuse/rape?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
What legal actions can be taken if a neighbor's unleashed dog causes harm or injury?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Sure no problem officer.
HELLO
Why don't we hear our own snoring?
Yes sir it is.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?